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“Why can’t I try on different lives, like dresses, to see which one fits best?”
—Sylvia Plath
highfunctioningmetacrisis:

shopping with satan

highfunctioningmetacrisis:

shopping with satan


❝I know Falcon’s suit is going to evolve and I’m hoping it evolves into red spandex,” he said. “I’ve been working really hard on my body and was very disappointed when I didn’t get a copious amount of spandex to wear while shooting this movie.❞

tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form


you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE


cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch


thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.


haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT.

SHOTS FIRED.


"Maybe I should do a contest… you know, ‘vote for me and win a date’ or offer a makeover."
"You don’t need a gimmick, Brooke."

(Kaynak: lafferti)


make me choose
ray holt or charles boyle (asked by laffbending)


(Kaynak: skateranya)


Little Heroines

(Kaynak: ohmycheese)