Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks
"In the morning I would just lie there and I couldn’t wait to just go out and hang out with my friends, but with you.. I was already with a friend.”
"How is that me?"
Phoebe lived on the street. Okay? Plus, she’s got this crazy temper.
I did not know you spoke french.
Ross Geller Disaster Dates
Well, that was awkward.